Top ten annoying things to do in a Starbucks' queue.
1. Keep changing your mind about what food you want. "I want a chocolate muffin...no I want the fat free orange cake, no actually the granola flapjack looks lovely"
2. Taste a self-serve wrap, make a face that says 'yuk' and put it back.
3. Ask them to check your change once you've paid and complain they haven't given you the right amount back. Ask the till assistant to recount your change several times.
4. Sneeze on everything. Drop bits of a grizzled paper hanky on the counter.
5. Drop what they've served you and go and get some more instead. Do this several times.
6. While you are in the queue ask for a price on everything - say you've forgotten your glasses.
7. Ask for a calorie count on everything - say it's too fattening and ask for something else instead. 8. When you go to pay attempt to negotiate the bill.
9. Pay in small change.
10. Try to engage the assistant in a long, meaningless conversation while a large queue forms behind you.
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